Barack Obama Jokes - One liners for the cocktail party!

Obama One Liners

• A penny saved is a penny taxed - The Obama Tax Plan.
• If at first you don’t succeed, change the rules - His Main Motto
• When Obama and his tax collectors get together for coffee, they wink at each other
• Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money inyour bank account after you pay your taxes.
• Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just asproud for half the money.
• Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?
• There’s nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.
• Once Obama is president if you get up early, work late and get a second job, you will still be able to get ahead- if you hit the lottery.
• Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be entertained.
• When Obama is sworn in as President, the only real “gun nuts” will be the people who don’t have any.
• It’s a funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he’ll be president.
• Obama said “NO” to drugs, but they must not have heard him.
• Even though Obama doesn’t have any experience, we’ll get plenty.
• Obama’s cabinet is shaping up to be a funny sort of life form; lots of legs but no brains.
• Critics are telling lies about Obama… and most of them are true. (Tip o’the hat to Winston Churchill.)
• The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter. (Anothertip o’the hat to Winston Churchill.)
• The Obama administration respects our property; they merely wish the property to become their property thatthey may more perfectly respect it. (Tip o’the hat to G. K. Chesterton.)

Barack Obama Jokes - Fake Birth Certificate Jokes

Here is a collection of Barack Obama Jokes relating to his birth certificate . . . yet another Obama Scandal.

Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. The ink hasn’t dried yet.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. Hillary Clinton hasn’t given it back to him.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. He accidently smoked it.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obamessiah release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. He’s deciding which of his names (Barack Barry Hussein Barack Obama Soetoro) to put on it.