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Barack Obama Jokes - Fake Birth Certificate Jokes

November 30, 2008 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment 

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Here is a collection of Barack Obama Jokes relating to his birth certificate . . . yet another Obama Scandal.

Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. The ink hasn’t dried yet.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. Hillary Clinton hasn’t given it back to him.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. He accidently smoked it.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obamessiah release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.

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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?

A. He’s deciding which of his names (Barack Barry Hussein Barack Obama Soetoro) to put on it.