Barack Obama Jokes - Fake Birth Certificate Jokes
November 30, 2008 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment
Here is a collection of Barack Obama Jokes relating to his birth certificate . . . yet another Obama Scandal.
Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. The ink hasn’t dried yet.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. Hillary Clinton hasn’t given it back to him.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. He accidently smoked it.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obamessiah release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. He’s deciding which of his names (Barack Barry Hussein Barack Obama Soetoro) to put on it.


