Driving Miss Hillary

How do you go from political foe to right hand man . . . err lady? This is the reality for Hillary Clinton as she steps into the shoes and problems of Condoleezza Rice with her new role as Secretary of State.

Now that she will be in-fact answering the phone of death at 3 a.m. to keep our country safe our suggestion would be is to buy a really nice espresso machine. She is going to need the extra juice to cope with the threats against the USA which lurk round-the-clock.

Is Obama setting himself up to be a figure head?

I doubt Hillary Clinton is going to cruise the world promoting President Obama’s agenda as Secretary of State. At least this was my take on Condoleezza Rice. You never got the feeling that she intended to oust her leader, instead at all times she was at his side lifting him up, no matter how wrong it seemed to be.

I just can’t see Hillary doing that, she is one ambitious mama and given the chance she would cut his political throat in a heartbeat.

Obama keeps comparing himself with Abraham Lincoln in the sense that Lincoln headed around himself his political foes in order to create a momentum leading forward.

The HUGE difference is that Lincoln won the election with 40% of the vote; the majority of the country had not cast their vote towards him. Obama on the other hand won with a landslide victory and has no need to cater to anyone but the majority who did vote for him.

At the end of the day, I think Obama made a huge mistake and appears to be doing nothing but “Driving Miss Hillary” to the top. But hey . . hes a ‘House Negro’ what else can you expect.

Mo-Tea-Sa? Dang it Obama, get back to work! Al Qaeda, is looking for their House Negro

Today Al Qaeda No. 2 leader (Ayman) al-Zawahri called the Barack Obama, Condoleezza Rice, and Colin Powell “House Negroes”

Since when do we care about what Al Qaeda says?

Here is a list of all the great and noble comments provided to us by a very cranky Al Qaeda (and Friends).

1) Osama Bin Laden: The 9/11 Attacks Were “An Unparalleled And Magnificent Feat Of Valor, Unmatched By Any In Humankind.” (Translation Of Purported Bin Laden Audio Message, Posted On Islamist Site, 2/14/03)

**No Osama is not talking about the Nanobamas‘ - Don’t Ask! **

2) Al-Qaeda Charter: “There Will Be Continuing Enmity Until Everyone Believes In Allah. We Will Not Meet [The Enemy] Halfway And There Will Be No Room For Dialogue With Them.” (Al Qaeda Charter, Released By The White House Press Office, 9/5/06

** WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, didn’t George Bush say that too? **

3)����� Bin Laden: “[The American People] Are Being Sacrificed To Serve The Big Investors, Especially The Jews.” (Letter From Osama Bin Laden To Mullah Omar, Released By The White House Press Office, 9/5/06)

** For a second, I thought he was talking about the Obama campaign world record fundraising! Whew, that was a close one **

4) President Ahmadinejad: “Your Doomed Destiny Will Be Annihilation, Misfortune And Abjectness.” (President Ahmadinejad Says Iran To Respond To Nuclear Proposals By ‘End Of Mordad,’ Aired On Islamic Republic Of Iran News Network Television (IRINN), 6/21/06)

**I swore he stole that Line from my ex-wife! But the truth is this comment was made after he got 2 massive wedgies from his buddies **

5) President Ahmadinejad: “If You Would Like To Have Good Relations With The Iranian Nation … Bow Down Before The Greatness Of The Iranian Nation And Surrender.” (Iran: Ahmadinejad Says US, UK ‘Resorted To Tricks’ ‘To Postpone’ Cease-Fire, Aired On Tehran Islamic Republic Of Iran News Network Television (IRINN), 8/15/06)

**HAHAHAHA, Yes! Please, Please, Please, I want good relations with the Iranian Nation, I was also thinking it would be a good idea to improve relations with Malawi, the poorest country in the world! HAHAHAHAH**