How We Lost the 2016 Olympics

This is the new America. We have Barack f-ing Obama who apologized to the world for our evilness and now everyone loves us.

The Olympics in Chicago? It’s in the bag.

There is no way we could lose, especially with our sales pitch:

I’d buy a used car from that man. By the way, if things don’t work out with the President thing Obama could always get a job with a Government Motors dealership.

Liberals in Chicago even took time out of their busy day blogging in their parents’ basements to gather at Daley Square. To pass the time until the announcement the moonbats chanted a re-make of their classic mantra:

“What do we want? The Olympics! When do we want it? 2016!”

What’s that smell? The aroma of win! (We can’t yell victory because Obama says it’s bad to use the word when referring to something other than athletic competition. But it’s the Olympics. I’m confused.)

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