10 reasons not to attend the Inauguration

January 20, 2009 by Michael Lockheart · 3 Comments

We know you are all giddy about Mr. Barrack Hussein Obama and his little gay crack smoking party that is getting ready to take place 01.20.09, but we wanted to remind you of 10 really good reasons to stay home that day.

Don’t get all caught up in the fluff . . . there is plenty to remember other than taking your sunscreen and polygraph machines.

So here are the top 10 reasons to not go to the Inauguration Day Celebration.

#1 - Crowds of liberal lovers!

The end of the Roman civilization and the Greek civilization had this in common. They were gay lovers. Since we know Obama is a closet homosexual, who is going to do all he can for “gay rights” (like they needed a right to ram each other), we also know he is going to be the un-doing of America. Don’t be a liberal lover!

#2 - No old people in wheel chairs?

How can you go to a gay crack smoking party without old people? No wheelchairs allowed? . . . So let me get this straight, no one with a disability is allowed to attend the big party? . . . HOO THAT’S GENIUS!. . Way to go Obamadouchebag!

#3 - No kids in strollers

I cite the example to #2 . . . except it’s true that kids don’t belong at gay crack smoking parties anyway. I always remember my mom telling me that and to not run with scissors.

#4 - Bars close at 4 am the night before?

How in the world are you going to keep you buzz going all day? Stay home and watch re-runs of Rosanne.

#5 - Hotels are booked up.

You will have to sleep in a tent if you want to go. Try booking up a hotel now and it’s no dice. Assuming you already booked it up; we encourage you to sell it on craigslist to the highest bidder.

#6 - You have to walk a long way!

Think you are going to park close and stroll right up? Think again! How will you travel that great distance with no wheel chair? See point number 2.

#7 - Obama will swear (good thing there are not kids)

He has too . . . what kind of man swears on a Bible anyway? Isn’t that kind of bad? I always saw guys swearing when they were at the bar or holding playboys . . . but never a bible! WAIT WAIT WAIT, except for Rev. Jeremiah Wright!

#8 - Joe Biden looks funny.

Need we explain more?

#9 - Black Liberation Theology is not Americas Religion

So what religious affiliation is Barack Obama now? He has dropped out of the Black Liberation Theology and has not re-joined a church. Probably because he is heading for the Mosque. . . . is Jeremiah going to give the inaugural prayer?

#10 - Obama is the main event???

I just want to cry! I forgot, Obama is the main event . . . who in their right mind would want to attend based on that!

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Tagged: barrack hussein obama, gay lovers, gay rights, highest bidder, polygraph machines, roman civilization, sunscreen, wheel chairs

Fuck Obama

January 12, 2009 by Michael Lockheart · 32 Comments

Fuck Obama

Can I rant just for a moment?

Fuck Obama, that’s right, I said it! I told you I would not drop the Fuck You Obama bomb unless it was absolutely necessary, which to date I have not.

Until Obama is ready to make good on a TON of his promises, we say Fuck Obama!

War is not Peace . . . Slavery is not Freedom . . . Ignorance is not Strength.

But that is what has been shoved down our throats for the last 8 years. I see that Obama is not currently working on a plan to withdraw the troops, rather what is he doing, spending time with George Bush and “tag teaming” law makers to help bail out the auto industry. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28030726

George Bush has been the most liberal president since FDR, and now with Obama coming in right after he has expanded the role of government all we can expect is that soon we will all be part of a nice little socialistic society. So Fuck Obama!

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Tagged: Fuck Barack Obama, Fuck Obama, Fuck You Obama

Obama believes there are 59 states?

December 8, 2008 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment

Obama believes there are 59 states?

Obama thinks he has been to 57 states (except Alaska and Hawaii), which makes it seem that he believes there is 59 total states in the union.

I seriously don’t get how we can elect a guy who believes he is the messiah, believes in he was born in Hawaii, and believes there is 59 states.

But alas, we have as a country elected him. . .

Watch the video below, if anything its good for a quick laugh.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws[/youtube]

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Tagged: 59 states, Against Obama, Anti Obama, Barack Obama Antichrist, Obama Lies

Barack Obama Jokes - One liners for the cocktail party!

December 4, 2008 by Michael Lockheart · 1 Comment

Obama One Liners

A penny saved is a penny taxed - The Obama Tax Plan.
If at first you don’t succeed, change the rules - His Main Motto
When Obama and his tax collectors get together for coffee, they wink at each other
Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money inyour bank account after you pay your taxes.
Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just asproud for half the money.
Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?
There’s nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.
Once Obama is president if you get up early, work late and get a second job, you will still be able to get ahead- if you hit the lottery.
Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be entertained.
When Obama is sworn in as President, the only real “gun nuts” will be the people who don’t have any.
It’s a funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he’ll be president.
Obama said “NO” to drugs, but they must not have heard him.
Even though Obama doesn’t have any experience, we’ll get plenty.
Obama’s cabinet is shaping up to be a funny sort of life form; lots of legs but no brains.
Critics are telling lies about Obama… and most of them are true. (Tip o’the hat to Winston Churchill.)
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter. (Anothertip o’the hat to Winston Churchill.)
The Obama administration respects our property; they merely wish the property to become their property thatthey may more perfectly respect it. (Tip o’the hat to G. K. Chesterton.)

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Tagged: Barack Obama, Obama Jokes, Obama Lies, Obama Tax Plan

Barack Obama Jokes - Fake Birth Certificate Jokes

November 30, 2008 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment

Here is a collection of Barack Obama Jokes relating to his birth certificate . . . yet another Obama Scandal.