Obamas Big Plans For US
July 15, 2009 by Michael Lockheart · 1 Comment
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The Secret Service Better Keep a Look Out for the Creator of the Universe
July 15, 2009 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment
Holy shit! God — the Lord Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth — has it in for Barack Obama! At least, that’s what Southern Baptist minister and former VP candidate Wiley Drake* recently told Alan Colmes…
Colmes: So you’re praying for the death of the president of the United States?
Drake: Yes… I think it’s appropriate to pray for the will of God. I’m not saying anything, what I’m doing is repeating what God is saying…
Wow! God is apparently saying that He wants Barack Obama to die. I wonder what Obama did to Him specifically. I’ll bet they’re fighting over Joe Biden’s soul. Knowing that guy, he probably sold it to both of them while drunk on Genny Cream Ale. You know what I’m saying? (I’m saying Joe Biden is like my Uncle Albert.)
But, hey, I guess this also means that God isn’t capable of just killing Barack Obama on His own and has to go around complaining about him to friends like Wiley Drake. Maybe what He needs people’s prayers because they help charge His all-powerful battery pack that He uses for smiting people.
It’s amazing how much I learn from religious people.
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When in Rome Do as the Roman President Does
July 15, 2009 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment
Barack Obama at the G-8 Summit in L’Aquila, Italy…
There goes my hope that we had our first gay president.
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2009 Summer Blockbuster Movie Preview
July 5, 2009 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment
2009 summer blockbuster movie season is upon us. I offer you this preview of this summer’s most eagerly anticipated movie.
Obama and Biden are two lovable and friendly, but very stupid friends, who struggle with every aspect of life. Obama is the President of the United States. Biden is his more experienced, but equally stupid sidekick and Vice President. Watch the two bumble their way through the misadventures of running the United States government in this hilarious comedy, destined to be a classic (Hilarity may not applicable to United States citizens). Comedy.
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Barack Hussein Obama - In US Vs In Middle East
July 5, 2009 by Michael Lockheart · 2 Comments
Barack Hussein Obama in the United States verses the Middle East.
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