Barack Obama Jokes - Fake Birth Certificate Jokes
November 30, 2008 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment
Here is a collection of Barack Obama Jokes relating to his birth certificate . . . yet another Obama Scandal.
Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. The ink hasn’t dried yet.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. Hillary Clinton hasn’t given it back to him.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. He accidently smoked it.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obamessiah release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.
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Q. Why hasn’t Barack Obama release his authentic birth certificate yet?
A. He’s deciding which of his names (Barack Barry Hussein Barack Obama Soetoro) to put on it.
Obama Faith, Faith in Obama, Obama in Faith
November 29, 2008 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment
Keep your friends close and your enemy’s closer.
During Barack Obama’s campaign, a large progressive religious movement seemed to back Obama as he made claims to reduce troops in Iraq and shift the war front to Afghanistan. He also made promises to reduce abortions (while still supporting the right to choose) through programs of education on Abstinence, and oppose gay marriage.
Now with Emanuel, Clinton, Greg, and Axelrod amongst many others what will become of the Obama Faith?
So what does he do now?
The new Obama staff picks, if they have their way, will not allow Obama to make good on these promises. The positions of these staff picks differ greatly from the promises that Obama has made. So what will the religious progressive right do now?
They wait; they watch . . . and don’t take any of the crap Obama will dish out.
They must hold him accountable and keep their Obama faith in check.
“Obama the Muslim Pimp, must be put to death” - Says the schools of Islamic Jurisprudence!
November 28, 2008 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment
What do you call a Muslim who owns both 3 goats and 6 sheep? . . . A PIMP!
If you find that offensive then you shouldn’t be reading this blog. . . .So just put your copy of Obama’s favorite magazine (Playgoat) down, get over it and just enjoy this blog for what it was created for . . . to laugh in Obama’s face!
The real question is why in the world do Muslims all across the globe support Obama?
Obama has Muslim roots!
It doesn’t matter if you are against Obama, and anti Obama, or think Obama is the Anti-Christ. It doesn’t matter what kind of forwarded email BS you read, it’s clear that Obama has deep Muslim ties. It’s this kind of Obama Scandal that we suspect will continue to follow him while he is in office.
Consider the 2 following points:
#1 - There has been multiple interviews of former teachers, classmates, friends and neighbors that all stated Obama was not a regular practicing Muslim, however doesn’t that make him a irregular Muslim?
#2 - Both Obama’s 3rd grade teacher and a few neighbors said that Obama would on occasion follow Lolo his stepfather to the mosque, which confirms that Obama did attend services there.
Obama Must Be Executed!
This is according to Muslim law that is. . . . Ever heard of Apostasy in Islam?
From Wikipedia - Apostasy in Islam (Arabic: ??????, irtid?d or ridda?) is commonly defined as the rejection of Islam in word or deed by a person who has been a Muslim. The four major Sunni and the one major Shia Madh’hab (schools of Islamic jurisprudence) agree that a sane adult male apostate must be executed.[1
So in other words, if Obama had at some point in time practiced the Muslim faith and he now openly rejects it, their law dictates that sane adults must be executed.
So why do Muslims Support Him?
Email me your ideas . . . to be honest I can’t figure it out.
The One Obama is the Antichrist
November 28, 2008 by Michael Lockheart · 1 Comment
We all know that Barack Obama is a liberal, we know about his stance on Iraq, we all know Obama Lies, but what about Obama as the Antichrist.
The One was a McCain ad that highlights some great Obama quotes, which would leave one to believe he truly might be the Antichrist.
The quotes in this video are just some of the reasons we are against Obama.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id1IKJGVkvg[/youtube]
Obama Lies, Obama Scandel (part 1)
November 27, 2008 by Michael Lockheart · Leave a Comment
The Shocking Video Barack Obama doesn’t want you to see
Here is a ton of things that you don’t know and point to a huge Obama scandal.
All the way from the scandal of Michele Obama pay raise . . . to the scandal of Obama and Tony Rezko.
Obama is a liar and always has been. He tries to run under the umbrella that he represents change, but in reality we are placing our bets that Obama is the Anti-Christ . . . Just kidding, but it would be funny if he really was.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sawN7uJ8s8s[/youtube]